David's assignment

[Amanda]

> Saity, who's not incapable of dishing it out herself, wrote:
> 
> > Don't be too sure,
> > I can get men to do quite a few things for
> > me.  It's a talent I possess.

Dave:
 
> That sounds distinctly like a challenge.
> 
> Name your activity, and I give you one week.
> 
> Merry Christmas

Well, I'm also a Woman of Size, who doubts she is as persuasive as 
Sait, but who has occasionally gotten men to do things without 
resorting to negative reinforcement such as the threat of sitting on 
them. As one of the sisterhood, I suppose I must pick up this 
gauntlet that Sait is too tired to essay.

Um. Compose a Christmas filk and/or TBAY-style where Snape makes 
reference to loving Lily and denies he is a vampire. If the latter 
option, Sheryll, Amy, Catherine, and I must appear in it.

*does sexy sideways glance at David*

~Amanda