Bertie Beans, question from a regional group.

[Lisa Armstrong <renitentraven@hotmail.com>]

 I'm throwing myself at the mercy of the international site, to 
answer a weird query of mine, that I don't think HPfGU-Australia 
could possibly explore in enough depth.

 Essentially whilst preparing my speciality of marinated tofu last 
night I was struck by a scary thought.

 Tofu is natures every flavoured bean. Yes?

  It's an eraser, you marinate it, it's chicken.
  It's a shredded eraser, you cook with chives and worstershire 
sauce, it's a scrambled egg.

 The scary and unavoidable conclusion I have half-formed:
 Bertie Bott's Every Flavoured Beans are a health food based scam to 
subvert the Wizarding World away from their healthy carnivourism to a 
diet of pure soya based protein.
 
 And Malfoy Snr. is on the board of directors.

 Hogwarts without kippers would close, as the house elves would 
revolt. No Hogwarts = Chaos.

 Or maybe I'm overreacting.

 Lisa 
(winking at Cathubodva from HPfGU-Aus and saying, let's get that 
adult RPG up soon, I need the distraction.                         
And again, Please say hello to Snape the Smartie for me.)