CHOCOLATE

[Rachel Bray]

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my 
mouth out with chocolate. 

"Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso." (Ideas should be 
clear and chocolate thick.) 
Spanish proverb 

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers 
complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true 
chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the 
cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said. 

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's 
perfect food. 
Michael Levine, nutrition researcher, as quoted in “The 
Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey 
and Mars”.

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. 

Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt. 

A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine. 

Life without chocolate is like a beach without water. 

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging 
process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the 
chance? 

I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, 
chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you 
REALLY need to meet that special someone who can change 
your mind. If you HAVE met that special someone and still 
believe that, I REALLY NEED to know where you get your 
chocolate!!! 

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling 
guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not 
make you pregnant. And it always feels good. Lora Brody, 
author of Growing Up on the Chocolate Diet 

In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and He saw 
that it was good. Then He separated the light from the 
dark, and it was better. 

Chocolate - The breakfast of champions! 

Chocolate in the morning is what makes moms get through 
their day! 

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control 
top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be 
devastated. 

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do 
today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. 

Chocolate flows in deep dark, sweet waves, a river to 
ignite my mind and alert my senses 

Chocolate doesn't make the world go around ... but it 
certainly makes the ride worthwhile! 

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can. 

Everything I eat should contain either garlic or chocolate, 
but rarely both 

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of 
the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The 
researchers also discovered other similarities between the 
two, but can't remember what they are. 
Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August 22 

Twill make Old Women Young and Fresh; Create New Motions of 
the Flesh. And cause them long for you know what, If they 
but taste of chocolate. 
James Wadsworth (1768 – 1844)

Chocolate: luscious, lumpy. load of love...... 

All of the evil that people have thrust upon chocolate is 
really more deserved by milk chocolate, which is 
essentially contaminated. The closer you get to a pure 
chocolate liquor (the chocolate essence ground from roasted 
cacao beans) the purer it is, the more satisfying it is, 
the safer it is, and the healthier it is. 
Arnold Ismach, "The Darker Side of Chocolate" 

... the taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, 
existing in the same world as sex... For myself, I can 
enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate... entirely by 
myself. Furtiveness makes it better. 
Dr. Ruth Westheimer 

Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate! 

Rachel Bray
The Ohio State University
Fees & Deposits

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an 
angry, flying Ford Anglia.