Enquiring minds want to know

[Judy <judy@judyshapiro.com>]

I didn't see Dan at the awards show, and my internet connection is
barely working so I can't view video online.  So please tell me, was
the broomstick joke:

a) "I thought Dan came in with a broomstick, but no, it was just Heidi
Klum."  This would be a joke at Klum's expense, implying that she
looks like a broomstick.
 
Or, was the joke:

b) "I though Dan came in riding a broomstick, but no, he had just
looked at Heidi Klum."  This would be a [very rude] joke at Dan's
expense, referring to er, a part of his anatomy.

So, which was it?  (I certainly hope it wasn't both.) I just can not
rest until I know the answer.

-- Judy