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"Judy <judy at j...>" <judy at j...> wrote:
>Although I knew that Diplomacy is a board game, I prefer to imagine a
>"Midwest National Diplomacy Competition" as a series of high-level
>talks, where Secretaries of State from all over the US meet and try 
>to end the horrible border war between Iowa and Indiana. 

Whoa, hang on a minute. There is no way Iowa and Indiana can have a 
border war. Mostly because a little state called Illinois sits 
between them. Seriously, everybody always forgets about us. 
Especially with all the Iowans and Indianans trouncing through the 
state bickering and starting fights. (lol, I'm just joking here, 
people. I've been in both Iowa and Indiana and they are lovely places 
with lovely people, so please don't take offense.)

~Jean, an Illinoian who is proud of her state, but wishes that it was 
slightly farther south so winter wouldn't be quite so cold and snowy.