Snape's Harem

[melclaros <melclaros@yahoo.com>]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, Sushi <sushi at s...> wrote:
> At 02:47 PM 1/6/03 -0500, you wrote:
> >I was sitting around when a thought came to me:
> >
> >If Severus Snape were a real person, how would he feel if he knew 
that a 
> >plethera of women of all different ages were infactuated with him?
> >
> >~Cassie~
> 
> 
>          *door to headmaster's office flies open, and slams shut 
nearly as 
> quickly*Snape leans against it, panting like a steam engine, eyes 
wide and 
> wild, robes in shreds*
>          "ALBUS!  I'm going back to Voldemort!  *He'd* let me curse 
them!"
> 
>          Er, sorry, sorry, the mental image was too good to pass 
up. :)
> 
> Sushi, who agrees with Matilda on the fear issue


Oh absolutely!

"Please Headmaster! I've been good! Just ONE forbidden curse!"
I'd add *Horrified*.
Poor guy.
Can't you see him rubbing more grease into his head? Stinky, rancid 
grease?

Melpomene