[HPFGU-OTChatter] fanfic quotes! wheee!

[IAmLordCassandra at aol.com]

In a message dated 1/29/2003 12:15:16 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
Audra1976 at aol.com writes:


> << Snape: 0_o; ....Bertie Bott's every flavour condoms?  
> 
> Dumbledore: Yes. I was very infortunate in my youth to come across a vomit 
> flavoured one. Since then I've lost my liking for them.  >>
> 
> Hmmm...and Dumbledore was the one who TASTED the condom?  I wonder who was 
> WEARING it!?

lol. Who said anyone was wearing it? ^^ 

Dumbledore: Well, if you're going to take over middle earth you'll of course 
need...A CONDOM!  

Eye of Sauron: 0_o;;....I'm a giant eye! Why would I need a condom? I can't 
have sex! 

Dumbledore: There are ways.... 

All: 0_o;;;;..... 

*later, after much arguing* 

Eye of Sauron: Fine! If it'll make you leave me alone I'll take a condom! 
Give me the one you're holding! 

Dumbledore: No! You can't have it! It's mine....my 
own....my..pppprrrrreeeecccciiiiooooouuuussssssss..... 

All: O.O  

No movie, show, musical, person, or thing is safe. ^^ 




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