FILK: Consider this Elf (was: Bad Vladimir! Bad Bad Vladimir!)

[Caius Marcius <coriolan@worldnet.att.net>]

> http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/3113851?source=Evening%
> 20Standard


I never dreamed I would someday write an HP filk for Vladimir Putin



Consider This Elf

To the tune of Consider Yourself , from Oliver!

Hear a MIDI at:

http://www.broadwaymidi.com/shows/oliver.html

Dedicated to Amy Z

THE SCENE:  A courtroom in Moscow. Enter Russian President Vladimir 
Putin

PUTIN
Consider this elf to be 
A slur `gainst the man from the KGB
We don't need to have gremlins
That look like the head of the Kremlin

Consider Dobby a threat
Like those Wahhabis down in Chechyna
This is a Putin put-down
A rank insult to the Czarist crown

Russian Presidents just bang their shoes and not their heads
They wear suits instead of towels
It's by vodka and not butterbeer they're delighted 
You can just ask Colin Powell!

This legal expense ain't cheap
And sitting through court's a drag
If only we could do like in the good old days
And ship `em to the Gulag!

   -	CMC

HARRY POTTER FILKS
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/hpfilks.htm 

The Capitol Steps did a great Putin song a couple years ago:

My name's Vlad
When I get mad 
I send my tanks and army ranks
Where Chechnya sits
Putin on a Blitz