[HPFGU-OTChatter] Dumbledore/Nicholas Flamel?

[Matilda Trelawney]

I don't mean to totally squash your paring idea, but that was just totally gross, and unconvincing. Dumbledore was talking about a jellybean, NOT a condom. I hope you don't find this offensive, but I think you have a rather sick mind, and honestly, you should probably get it out of the gutter. 
 But I can't lie that your message cracked me up, but it also disgusted me at the same time. I'm just weird like that...if this was meant to be humor, I don't have a problem with it. If you're actually serious...well, then I'm just plain worried about you.

-Matilda  

 Tabouli <tabouli at unite.com.au> wrote:Audra, quoting IAmLordCassandra:
>>Dumbledore: Yes. I was very infortunate in my youth to come across a vomit 
flavoured one. Since then I've lost my liking for them.  >>
>
>Hmmm...and Dumbledore was the one who TASTED the condom?  I wonder who was 
WEARING it!?

Ha, well, there is one person we know for sure was around in Dumbledore's youth... his work on "alchemy" with his "partner" Nicholas Flamel, eh?  Tsk tsk tsk.  So what were those 12 uses of dragon's blood again, guys?  What was the little chat they had before Nicholas decided to End It All?  And what was the *first* big adventure?

Of course, there's youth and there's youth.  Broaden the concept a little and still more grisly possibilities arise... how exactly did he defeat the dark wizard Grindelwald in 1945, eh?

Tabouli (engaging in a little unseemly snickering).




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