The Story of SS/PS in an Acro

[darrin_burnett]

PHILOSOPHERS STONE, CHAMBER OF SECRETS, PRISONER OF AZKABAN, GOBLET 
OF FIRE, ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

Here is the story of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: 

Potter's Historical Information: Lily's Overwhelming Sacrifice; 
Overlord Perishes? Harry Enters Rancid Surroundings; Startling Truth 
Opens New Environment - Charming Hogwarts! Angry Malfoy Berates 
Enraged Ron; Overarching Feud Starts. Excellent Charmer Ron 
Extinguishes Troll. Sneaky Potter Relishes Invisibility. Starts 
Ogling New, Exceptional Reflection. Our Friends Advocate Zealous 
Knowledge, Already Blaming A Noxious Greaseball. Odious Bastard Leads 
Entry To Ominous Forbidden Forest. Imbibing Rubeus Endangers Object. 
Recalled Dumbeldore Exits. Ron's Overwhelming Faithfulness; True 
Hermione's Excellence Precede Harry Overcoming Evil Neatly, 
Instigating Xanadu-happiness!

OK, YOU COME up with a good X-word there. Why couldn't it have been 
the Order of the Parakeets?

Darrin