Voldemort and Lance's fifth Tour de France victory

[Cindy C.]

Tim wrote:

>Tom Riddle helped Lance Armstrong to his 
> fifth consecutive Tour de France victory. Perhaps this explains 
>why Lance doesn't test positive for banned substances, they should 
> instead test for illegal jinxes.

I have a different theory.

I believe Lance Armstrong sold his soul to the *Devil*!

Uh-huh.  Mephistopheles, Diablo, the Prince of Darkness his own 
self.  Don't pretend you don't who what I'm talking about, either!

Haven't you ever wondered why some of these athletes can start 
smashing world records yet never test positive for performance-
enhancing drugs?  How gymnasts can contort their bodies like that 
when I can barely touch my toes without bending my knees?  How 
anyone can grow to be 7'2" and still be quick enough for basketball, 
when I can't even sink a free throw?  The answer is obvious -- they 
cut a deal with Beelzebub himself!

Cindy -- who was offered slimmer thighs in exchange for her soul, 
but who is holding out for a much better deal