Copies of OoP stolen!

[joywitch_m_curmudgeon]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "stardancerofas" 
<glcherry at b...> wrote:
> Headline News is reporting that a truck full of copies of Order of 
the
> Phoenix (including the truck itself!) have been stolen in London
> retail value 200,000 dollars minimum, and that they will prosecute
> anyone who has a copy before June 21st. Guess someone REALLY 
couldn't
> wait huh?

It wasn't me, I swear!  I am going to the zoo on Friday with a 
friend, who has promised to keep an eye on me all day and not let me 
buy a gun (I live in Washington, DC, so that's not all that hard) and 
go into any bookstores and threaten to shoot them unless they give up 
a copy of OoP.  I may sneak away from her, though, so you all might 
want to start baking me a cake with a file in it.

--Joywitch, impatiently