You know what's the worst?

[Jenny]

Oh geez, guys - this is bad.  I was sitting out on my front stoop, 
waiting for the FedEx guy, doing some mending, wearing my Gryffindor 
scarf.  I glance up for one second and there goes a FedEx truck 
barrelling the other direction, away from my house. _Away_ from my 
house.

Hopefully, they have more than one truck delivering to my area.  I've 
been checking FedEx tracking for the past 4 hours.  But here's the 
lesson I've learned - if you see a FedEx truck go past, throw 
yourself in front of it and demand for the Driver to give you your 
book.


Yours in Gryffindor,
Jenny, who's still waiting for her book at 12:30 PM on June 21st...