Everything I need to know about life I learned from Harry Potter

[jktaylor]

My daughter and I made up t-shirts to wear while waiting to buy OoP.  
I thought I'd share...

Everything I need to know about life I learned from Harry Potter

-Three heads are better than one
-Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself
-Never trust something that can think for itself if you can't see 
where it keeps its brain
-Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus! 
-Humans are apt to choose precisely the things that are worst for them
-It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live
-Never insult a hippogriff
-It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our 
abilities
-Pixies are more trouble than you might think
-Those who take, but do not earn, must pay most dearly in their turn
-Love is the most powerful magic
-Chocolate is wonderfully medicinal
-Don't look for trouble; trouble is already looking for you
-If you make a better rat than a human, don't boast
-Truth is a beautiful and terrible thing
-People can be a bit stupid about their pets
-There are some experiences you can't share without ending up friends
-Don't let the Muggles get you down!
-There are all kinds of courage
-House-elves are people too
-Never try to get a straight answer out of a centaur
-Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
-One can never have enough socks
-A good show of moral fiber is often mistaken for just being thick
-Sometimes you must choose between what is right, and what is easy
-The forest hides many secrets
-Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are 
identical and our hearts are open