Everything I need to know about life I learned from Harry Potter

[martha]

May I also add:

"Never forget Wizard Baruffio, who said F instead of S and ended up 
with a buffalo on his chest."

"I want more bacon."

[Apologies if those aren't exactly correct, but I'm on campus without 
books.]

-Martha (who is so, so jealous of the thing Tonks can do with her 
hair. That would save me an absolute fortune in hairdye and wax, you 
know.)