SPAGridden with shame

[Tabouli]

Me:
> "I've been a spelling pendant since my teens"

This is clearly not my day, is it?  I tell you.  Announcing oneself a spelling pedant is just *inviting* embarrassing errors into one's emails.  Inviting them with a gilt-edged invitation and an entreaty to wear silver spandex so that *no-one* can possibly miss them!

(hangs head, detatches necklace of spelling snobbery and casts it aside, crimson-cheeked)

Tabouli (fingering her shiny new pendant and avoiding everyone's eyes)







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