Pickled Toad Awards

[Amy Z]

Categories randomly generated by yours truly. 


Best choice of vehicle:  

Caius Marcius's "Azkaban," an unmatchable sales pitch for our 
favorite island resort that also shows off Crouch Sr.'s falsetto

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/places/dementor.htm#Azkaban


Best filk-related illustration:  

Red Scharlach's "Elvis Voldemort and the Dementorettes," which shows 
us just what sequins can do for a man's image

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/voldemort/table3.htm


Best canonical filk of a Dylan song (a category that is all too 
small . . . I'm working on it, I'm working on it!):

Mariner's "Tangled Up in Floo," which comes up with three rhymes 
for "blue" that even Dylan didn't think of, viz. Peru, Achoo!, and 
spew

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/secrets.htm#Tangled_Up_in_Floo


Best non-canonical filk of a Dylan song:

Susan Hall's "The Last Waltz," which is just as complex as, and more 
comprehensible than, its vehicle

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/students/potters.htm#The_Last_Waltz


Best Disney filk:

Caius Marcius's "Superbureaucraticmagicaladministration"

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/places/ministry.htm#Superbureaucraticmag
icaladministration


Line most hazardous to read while drinking anything carbonated:

"I would not be just a nothin', a fugitive stud muffin"

in Pippin's "If You'd Just Let Me Explain"

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/azkaban.htm#If_You'd_Just_Let_Me_Explain
...


Best overview of all of the books:

Diana L's "Harry's in the Castle," even if it does venture the Heir 
of Gryffindor theory

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/newfilks.htm#Harry's_in_the_Castle


Best fanfic-themed filk:

Anne U's "Ode to Mary Sue"

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/53566


Best crossover filk:

Caius Marcius's "This Tolkien Ring"

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/students/harry.htm#This_Tolkien_Ring


Best filk of a tune I don't know:

Haggridd's "You Can Always Count on Me"

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/students/neville.htm#You_Can_Always_Coun
t_On_Me


Best biofilk of Remus Lupin:

Moony and Padfoot's Girl's "I'm a Little Werewolf"

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/faculty/lupin.htm#I'm_A_Little_Werewolf



Amy Z