a 101 uses for OoP

[Greg Johnson]

41. Anchor or slow down your toddler by placing a copy in his pants.

42. Hit yourself over the head with it, so you are not exactly lying when 
you say, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache."

43. Place a copy on your child's bookshelf to impress visiting friends 
(right between Moo, Baa, La, La, La and Goodnight Moon)

44. Use a copy as an arm rest while nursing.

45. Buy another copy and use it as a foot rest while nursing.

46. Use as a stepping stool for a small child.

47. Place a copy on your child's chest to hold him in place while you change 
his nappy.

48. Smooth out all of the folded corners that you never meant to fold over 
but had to when you put the book down quickly as some small creature got in 
a perilious predictament that needed your attention.

49. Lovingly store it on a bookshelf, dreaming of the day to read the series 
to your children at an age they will appreciate and understand, and plan a 
trip to see the UK and all the movie sites, and then some.

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