Product Warnings Just Kill Me!

[Amy Z]

> On a bar of Dial soap:
> "Directions: Use like regular soap."

Now this one, I like.  It's as if some smart aleck assigned to create 
the packaging decided to make fun of all the other stupid 
instructions, and got away with it. 
 
> On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
> "Do not iron clothes on body."

Drat, I do this all the time.  I've only gotten burned once or twice.

Amy