[HPFGU-OTChatter] Product Warnings Just Kill Me!

[Laura Ingalls Huntley]

Cindy:
> Maybe I'm weird or something, but I just *love* to read the warnings
> they put in new products you buy.  I cannot wait to tear open the
> package and find out how *not* to use the product.  I always find
> myself wondering who on earth is so dumb that they need the warning
> being given.

Or the ones like: "CAUTION: this product may cause cancer in California."  I
mean, what is one supposed to do about that?  Sometimes I think the people
who write these things just make up stuff to see if we're paying attention.

Laura (who read this particular caution on a bottle of silver cleaning
solution *after* spilling the entire bottle all over her closet, and who
thanks God there's a continent between her and California. ^_~)