[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: Product Warnings (more Erma)

[Saitaina]

Mary Ann Wrote:

<My favourite line on this topic comes from
the late, wonderful Erma
Bombeck.  In her book _All I Know About
Animal Behavior I Learned in
Loehmann's Dressing Room_ Erma mentions a
package of vitamins that
give the warning "May cause genital itching",
to which she replies "I
certainly want a refill on that one".>

My favorite line of hers in the same vein is
her taking the medicine bottles from her son
(after reading about all the diseases one
can't take them with) and putting them in a
high cupboard.  When he asks why, she replies
"These should be kept out of the reach of
sick people."

Saitaina
****
It had almost been as though his hand had
acted on it's own accord,
and he had the intention to reprimand it
later.

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I had dreamed of the day I would defend a
lady in peril,
but I had hoped to have more then a pot of
honey as a weapon.