WANTED: Grammar Expert

[Cindy C.]

> Lynn
> (who has spent the last 4 years spliting
> infinitives she was always taught not to split so
> has decided it's no wonder she's now thoroughly
> confused by grammar in any language)

You know, I have decided to be a rebel.  Take on the establishment.  
Do my own thing.  

I have decided that henceforth I will split infinitives whenever I 
want to.  I think they are more fun that way.  And I dangle my 
participles and make no apologies for it.  And you should See what I 
do With capitalization When I'm in A bad Mood.

RebelWithoutAClause!Cindy