Fwd: Order of the Pheonix spoilers from Scholastic Inc. (Plus my own predictions)

[Lynn]

Lynn <lynntownsend100 at yahoo.com> wrote: Date: Sat, 10 May 2003 19:54:56 -0000
From: "Lynn" 
To: lynntownsend100 at yahoo.com
Subject: Fwd: Order of the Pheonix spoilers from Scholastic Inc. (Plus my own predictions)

--- In Lynns_forwards at yahoogroups.com, "Lynn" 
wrote:
My predictions first:

1)Either Hagrid or a formerly-minor character is going to be the 
one who "gets snuffed"
2)Harry's going to spend some time in the "mental health ward" at 
St. Mungo's
3)While both Hermione and Ron are probably going to survive OoP,one
(or *both*)will probably be dead before the end of the series
4)While it's the hope of many a FanFic writer that Draco will be
*some* kind of spy or something for The Forces of Good,the
fact remains that he will remain an evil little ferret. The 
only question that I have is when is he going to move on from
schoolboy pranks to *real* criminal behavior.(I.E. Torturing
muggles)
5)Cornelius Fudge is either a stupid git or some kind of agent for
"you-know-who"
6)Harry himself will probably be killed during the final battle.(If
I had a volume of HP "slash" for every time I read a phrase
similar to,"Well he probably wasn't going to live to see 
eighteen/graduation anyway, so..." Oh wait, I do! Hee,Hee,hee.)

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I HOPE that's enough, cause that's all yer getting!


Spoilers from Scholastics Catalog(REAL spoilers!! Stuff in () are
my own comments and observations,except for the one in #9.

1)Harry has dreams of a single door in a silent corridor and it is
More terrifying of all his other nightmares ever(EEEEEK!)
2)Ron becomes the new Gryffindor Quidditch Keeper(YAY! If I may
make one more prediction...I suspect that a LOT of Fanfics
(of the "slashy" variety)are going to have "the shower scene"
[Harry/Ron, Ron/Draco] in them after OoP comes out. Drool!)
3)The Defence Against The Dark Arts Teacher will be a woman, only
she will have a personality like poisoned honey.(Whatever 
that means)
4)There will be a venomous,disgruntled house-elf(I wonder what 
Hermione [She of the House-elf Liberation front]will make of
her, and I wonder if that house elf is Winky...)
5)Harry and the rest of the fifth years will have to face the dreaded
Ordinary Wizarding Level exams(DUH! WE ALL KNEW THIS!!)
6)There is already a rift in the wizarding world over the return of
Voldemort, as some don't want to believe that he is back and
think it is just a conspiracy of some kind to frighten people
7)Harry has to deal with the unreliability of the ministry of Magic
and the impotence of the authorities at Hogwarts
8)Professor Lupin will be back(Again, YAY!)
9)Characters only mentioned in previous book will be seen(I.E. 
Mundudgus Fletcher)
10)There will be a new sorting hat song (Again, DUH!)
11)[Not mentioned in the list I got from the Prydonians,but I just
thought I'd mention it...]Mrs. Figg, Harry's former baby-sitter,
is a member of the "Order"

Oh Yeah, Remember "The Last Page of OoP" that I'd posted a couple of
months ago? Apperantly it was an april fool's joke. I only
found that out when I posted it on a "HP debates and rumors"
group and I asked if it was legit. Within minutes I had several
answers from all over the world saying the same thing,"Of course
it's a fake,you fool! Didn't you see the 'april fool's' message
at the bottom?" Well, actually no I didn't, but thank you for
sharing.(No really, I hadn't)

Oh, one last thing. Left Behind is now officially OFF my reading list.
There still one book left to go and they kill off ALL the MAIN
characters!!!(The moral of *this* story is apperently, people
don't matter because jesus is coming back.[And if he's takes
longer than 30 minutes, you get your pizza for free!])I NORMALLY
wouldn't mention it, but I'm ticked off! I mean, it's badly
written,full of clieces(Oh I *can't spell that word!)not even
theologically correct, and the wife of one of the authors is
anti-porn. Which is REALLY funny considering how violent this
series is. And I knew going in that there would be a high body 
count, but COME ON!!!ALL the smegging MAIN characters? Hell,
even Mrs. Rowling is even with the most pessimistic outcome
is going to have Harry survive until the end.(Wiether he 
survives *past* that is another story...)AND she's a DAMN 
better writer to boot.(Which may be why they [the people who
are trying to wipe out fun in our life time and who are for
freedom of speach-for only stuff that they like]hate the HP
books-jealosy pure and simple.)
Normally it's good manners to put "spoiler" space at the end of 
things like this, but I think that I ranted long enought to
cover that, don't you? If I didn't, my apologies. Now if you 
don't mind, I was in the middle of reading a Romance/Plot What
Plot?(PWP) with SS/HP which I'd like to go back to before I
get kicked off for the day.

Hope you enjoyed(or "nuked"before you saw them if not)the spoilers.
No thanks needed,it's my job. LOL

Lynn Townsend Lynns_forwards listmom
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