I Need Me A Bald Man!

[Jennifer Piersol]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Cindy C." <cindysphynx at c...>
wrote:
> Am I the only woman who thinks the proliferation of bald men is a 
> fabulous development?

Cindy, this is SOOOOO weird that you brought this up!!

My husband is going to be shaving his head Wednesday 
night.

Now, this is a man who is not going naturally bald, nor 
do I think it will be a particularly sexy look for him.  
He is also not really looking forward to the process.

Why is he doing it?

Because it is my idea for his punishment.

;)

Yes, on May 1st, Allie had an appointment for a check 
up with the pediatrician.  He forgot to come home in 
time for us to make it, and he even made it impossible 
for me to call him to remind him (by accident?  who 
knows?) by playing some shoot-'em-up lan game with his 
work buddy while trash-talking to him on the phone.  
Yes, on the phone.

So I was reallly really realllllllllllllllllllly mad, 
and when he asked me what I wanted him to do to make 
up for it, I asked him to shave his head.

He immediately found a reason to delay the order, as 
his students are taking their final exams this week, 
and he doesn't want them to be staring at his head 
when they should be staring at their papers... and then 
blame him for making them fail their already difficult 
chemistry exams.  So, I agreed that he could shave 
Wednesday night after he comes home from his final final 
exam.  This is, however, before graduation (which he has 
to go to) on Friday.  This is also before his department 
social, where he will have to publicly (as per our 
agreement) state WHY he is now bald.  It's also before 
we go out for my birthday dinner Thursday night, but I'm 
willing to endure a little personal embarrassment for 
the pleasure of seeing him squirm in the company of my 
father and sister at a fancy restaurant.  And!  
Immediately before and after his "operation", we are 
going to take pictures and then send them to his family, 
accompanied by an explanation to his mother and sisters 
(and grandmother and uncles and father) of the details.

So, while my original plan isn't going down exactly as 
I'd hoped, it's going better than I thought it was when 
all discussion had come to a standstill.

I will post before and after pictures here, too, for all 
who want to see. ;)

-Jen P., woman scorned.

PS.  But yes, Cindy, in general I applaud the rise in 
the bald men population.  Most men with shaved heads 
look terribly sexy with bald heads...

But I don't think Chris will be one of them.