FF: The perfectly shaped head

Cindy C. cindysphynx at comcast.net
Wed May 21 01:53:58 UTC 2003


David wrote:
 
> Hermione looked longingly at Harry's newly shaven head.  It looked 
> so smooth, so inviting, like a baby's bottom, and she began to 
> wonder how she could brush it, as if by accident.  In a flash, 
> Professor Flitwick's words came to her out of her first year at 
> Hogwarts: "Swish and flick".  If she could just get a little 
closer, 
> then on the backswing, surely she could manage a gentle graze.
> 
> 'Wingar-'
> 
> 'Ouch!  Hermione, what d'you think you're doing!  That got me 
right 
> on the scar!  It really hurt!  Are you trying to be the next Dark 
> Lord or something?'
> 
> Mortified, Hermione said hurriedly, 'I'm sorry, I, erm, just 
wanted 
> to try to levitate-'
> 
> Just then, Ron turned.  'Why, hello, Cho', he said.  Bright red, 
> Harry whirled round to face an empty room, his hair flopping over 
> the scar on his scar.
> 
> Ron sniggered. 'Looks like that shaving charm wasn't strong 
enough, 
> then.'


"Not strong enough?" Harry said bitterly.  "I'd say it was plenty 
strong.  That's the last time I let Hagrid give me a haircut.  Good 
grief!  Now my head swings wildly between 'bald as an egg' 
to 'flowing locks of miracle hair.'  It was cool at first, but now 
it is just *annoying.*"

"Harry, all you have to do is use this here Polyjuice Potion," 
Hermione said quickly, blowing dust off of the enormous book in her 
lap:  "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow."  Just take a bit of your hair and 
polyjuice yourself into yourself."

"Wouldn't a toupee be easier?" Ron asked with concern.  "Harry could 
wind up un-splinching himself or something."

"Look," Harry sighed, "at this point, I'll try anything.  What are 
the ingredients for that potion again?"  He craned his neck to peer 
over Hermione's shoulder, who pulled away.

"Don't you worry, Harry.  Just leave everything to me," Hermione 
said with an evil grin.

. . . . 

Cindy





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