Hair-razing!

[Anne]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Tabouli" <tabouli at u...> 
wrote:
> Cindy:
> > Am I the only woman who thinks the proliferation of bald men is a 
> > fabulous development?
> 
> (the salad's jaw drops, aghast, from between its long dark crowning 
curtains)
> 
> Cindy!  What is this hair-razing blasphemy against the most 
glorious substance produced by the human body?  Wash out your 
follicles with soap and water!  ;o)  And what's these other women 
*agreeing* with her sentiments?  Is mine to be the only voice raised 
in protest?  Tsk tsk tsk.
> 
> (rummages about for "Hair Here" banner and flourishes it defiantly)
> 
> Hair is wonderful!  It should be allowed to grow and flourish, in 
all its many textures and colours!  I was beside myself with horror 
when my own hair started falling out in handfuls when I was in China 
(it did rally once I got home, but it's never been as thick since).  
> 
Gimme a head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shinin', gleamin', streamin' flaxen waxen
Gimme it down to there
Shoulder length or longer
Here, baby, there, mama,
Everywhere, daddy daddy
HAIRRRRRR
Flowin', blowing'
Long as I can grow it, my HAIR

> 
> Surely there are some other hardline hair fans out there?  All you 
Draco fans, would he really appeal so much without his silvery 
locks?  How about a shaven Sirius, or a hairless Hermione?
> 
> Tabouli.

Ewww, ewww and ewww. And Harry without his BLACK, STICKING OUT ALL 
OVER THE PLACE Hair?? Just wouldn't be Harry. His hair is part of his 
charm (and could be part of his magic). Hair does seem to be very 
important in the Potterverse; JKR certainly seems to care about it, 
as she usually manages to describe people's hair in interesting 
detail.

Anne U
(Lucius without his mane? Hermione without her bushy hair? Fleur 
without her shimmering wall of hair... etc. etc. Nope)