Totally off-topic, but amazing nonetheless...

[Jennifer Piersol]

Hey, all.  Typical housewife me, I was flipping through channels while
Ginger is in "quiet time" and won't whine about what I'm watching, and
I caught Oprah 20 minutes into the show.  Well, it was one of those
shows where she gives everyone in the audience lots of goodies - after
the show was over, I went to oprah.com and figured out that all the
stuff she gave to EACH person cost almost $2900!  EACH!!!  They got a
5.3 megapixel camera and photo printer!  They got a 15G Ipod!!!  They
got a $200 self-navigating vacuum!

I'm sorry, but I'm a little jealous.  Crap, I could use some $200
sunglasses and some $75 skin cream, too!!!

-Jen P., who wonders if her karma warehouse is full enough to get into
one of the Oprah shows around Christmas... ;)