FILK: Hello Mary Sue

[pippin_999]

Hello Mary Sue
A filk by Pippin
to the tune of "Hello, Mary Lou"


Hello Mary Sue, Goodbye art
Sweet Mary Sue, she's too good to be true
She's tight with Q, and Buffy too
Hello Mary Sue, goodbye art

She has liquid crystal eyes, she wears boots up to her thighs
She's secretly the child of Voldemort
And an elf-queen in disguise, at her feet the whole world lies
Her wand has got the One Ring at its core

I say "Hello, Mary Sue, Goodbye art"
Sweet Mary Sue, she makes me want to spew
Her faults are few, her heart true blue
Hello, Mary Sue, Goodbye art

Her lips are soft, her voice is cool, guys who see her start to 
drool
There's fairies nesting in each golden tress
Dragons, monsters, Neville's gran,  love her like that little lamb
And even Dumbledore says he's impressed

Hello Mary Sue, goodbye art
Sweet Mary Sue there's nothing she can't do
Take a Firebolt for a spin, fix it with a bobby pin
Hello Mary Sue, goodbye art

Smarter than Hermione, who needs Harry, when there's she 
Her destiny is to upstage the star
Boy, that girl sure gets around, she's in fics you must put down
That brilliant and amazing avatar

Hey, Hey, Goodbye Mary Sue, for now we part
Poor Harry's tears  will fall just like the  rain 
As you, once again, die in such pain
It makes me wish he'd croaked you at the start
It's goodbye Mary Sue, goodbye art
It's goodbye Mary Sue, goodbye art