Oh, here's a cute one my hubby sent home from work. :)

[Tammy Rizzo]

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. 

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for her to do. 

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said.  "How
much will you charge me?" 

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" 

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
need were in the garage. 

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" 

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" 

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those "dumb blonde jokes" we've been getting by e-mail lately." 

A short time e later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
money. 

"You're finished already?" the husband asked. 

"Yes, the blonde replied, 'and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats." 

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50. 

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus". 


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Tammy
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Tammy
tammy at mauswerks.net