Slut! Neville/FILK question

[jeffl1965]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Martha" 
<fakeplastikcynic at h...> wrote:
> Jeff:
> 
> <except that poor Neville hardly gets to sleep with anybody>
> 
> bboy_mn:
> 
> <From my experience.... ah... as a reader... that is... Neville has 
> one redeeming quality, and that is, he is quite 
> large ...ah... ...nudge,
> nudge, wink, wink, ...if you know what I mean.>
> 
> And finally Martha:
> 
> This reminds me of a fanfic I read ages ago (and therefore cannot 
> remember where I found it or who it's by). Anyway, it features the 
> Gryffindor boys playing a game I am reliably informed is known 
> as "soggy biscuit" or alternatively "ooky cookie". To avoid 
offending 
> anyone I won't describe it explicitly - but let's just say it 
> involves the depositing of a particular male bodily fluid on to a 
> particular snack item. The last participant to do so is given the 
> forfeit of eating it. Anyway, in the fic, as I remember it, Harry 
is 
> the first to - er - well, you know, and Neville is the last. So 
yeah, 
> Neville lasts longest. Another redeeming quality, non? Even if he 
has 
> eaten a biscuit with THAT on it.
> 
> 
> 
> ~ Martha (wearing her glittery "siriusSLASHremus" t-shirt, 
> incidentally)


    Jeff:

    LOL!! Ah, I think I *might've* seen that one! That was a contest 
I was well grown before I'd ever heard of before. There were other 
contests we did, and that one would've been beyond our keen. :) IIRC, 
they were 16 or less at the time? I guess kids today *do* know more 
than we did, but still, ick!!  
   I do have to agree that lasting is good quality, especially for a 
teen. :) I'm sure whomever he plays with will be quite pleased, 
unless they wish to have a quickie. ;)


   Jeff