Agent Mitzi DelBra

[Amy Z]

June observed:
 
> It's funny the way often our first encounter with an actor tends to 
> capsulate the way we see him ever after.  

Oh, yeah--James Earl Jones may try to pass himself off as a cuddly or 
curmudgeonly guy, but I know Darth Vader when I hear him.  (Doesn't 
CNN realize it's tipping us off to the fact that it's aligned with 
the Dark Side?)  And although I have mercifully forgotten most of 
Field of Dreams and therefore can't craft a very detailed parody, it 
does make me dreamy to imagine a scene like this:

KEVIN COSTNER:  Mr. Mann, I need your help.

JAMES EARL JONES:  <breathes>

KEVIN COSTNER:  <faints dead away>

JAMES EARL JONES:  <smiles grimly and closes the door for good>

AUDIENCE:  <cheers>

Amy