the Harry Potter Movie Drinking Game

[Iggy McSnurd]

Iggy here:

Ok all... I've decided to put together a Harry Potter Movie Drinking Game.
At the end of this, is what I've come up with off the top of my head, so
far.  If anyone has any other ideas, please send them in... either to the
list or to me.  I want to compile them into a complete game.  (Of course,
once PoA comes out, we'll be adding to the list when we all get to see
that.)

Iggy McSnurd




The Harry Potter Movie Drinking Game

(This list will be expanded as more movies are released.)


Whenever Ron whimpers, take a drink.

Whenever Ron says the word "panic," take 2 drinks.

If Ron looks like he's about to wet himself, take a drink.

Whenever Harry breaks his glasses, take 2 drinks.

Whenever Harry touches his glasses, take a drink.

Any time Harry speaks to a snake (or an image of one), take one drink per
line he speaks.

When Hermione fixes Harry's glasses, take a drink.

When Hermione puts school above anything else, take 2 drinks.

Any time Hermione talks to someone like she knows better than they do, take
a drink.

When Snape sneers at someone, take a drink.

When anyone associated with Slytherin House calls someone by their last
name, take a drink.

When Dumbledore nods and smiles at someone in a knowing way, take 2 drinks.

If Hagrid reveals information he shouldn't have, take a drink.

If he realizes that he shouldn't have said something, take 2 drinks.

If a scene contains a definite "red herring," take 2 drinks.

If Dobby causes trouble for Harry, take a drink.

Whenever Dobby punishes himself, take 2 drinks.

Whenever Lockhart (or one of his pictures) flashes his "winning smile," take
one drink per smiling Lockhart.  (This rule alone should get you sloshed
quickly.)

Any time Lockhart lies about his skills or credentials, take a drink.

Whenever Draco deliberately tries to get Harry into trouble, take 2 drinks.

Whenever Professor MacGonagall looks at someone sternly, take a drink.

Whenever Collin Creevy takes a picture of Harry, take 2 drinks.

Whenever any picture in a scene moves or talks, take one drink per moving
picture.

Whenever you notice a scene that's missing Peeves, take 2 drinks in honor of
our favorite missing poltergeist.

Any time you notice that Ron had been inserted into a scene instead of
someone else, take a drink.

If Molly Weasley calls a child by a pet name, take a drink.

If you can see Hermione's parents in Flourish and Blott's without needing to
slo-mo, take 3 drinks.

Whenever Vernon Dursley gets red in the face, take 2 drinks.