[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: Who would YOU spend a weekend with? (was: And *I* met...)

[Laura Ingalls Huntley]

Amy:
> I came up with:
> Jared Leto 100%
> Ricky Martin 98%
> George Michael 98%
> Shawn Kemp 96%
> Ice Cube 95%
> and
> Yasmine Bleeth 100%
> Simone Angel 99%
> Dido Armstrong 99%
> Teri Hatcher 98%
> Lexa Doig 98%
>
> I haven't a clue who most of these people are.  George Michael is the
> wrong sexual orientation.

Your people are at least a *little* well-known.  Want to hear my list?

Vincent Kartheiser	96%
Jeremy Sumpter	95%
Riley Smith	93%
Lance Bass	92%
Jake Gyllenhaal	91%

I don't know about the rest of you, but I have no idea who any of these 
people are.  So, I decided to do some research.

Vincent Karthesier was a painfully androgynous youth who grew up to be 
-- get this -- the adult version of Angel's son, Connor.  *is a Buffy 
purist and has yet to watch an episode of Angel*

Jeremy Sumpter is, surprise, another androgynous little boy, now 
playing Peter Pan himself in the upcoming Peter Pan film, starring 
Jason Issacs (Lucius Malfoy, for you Harry Potter purists, ^_~).

I'll give three guesses what the next one's like, and the first two 
don't count. ^_~

Riley Smith is yet *another* pretty boy, who was in "Eight Legged 
Freaks" and "Not Another Teen Movie" (neither of which I've watched), 
but whom I'd actually seen before in a cheesy made-for-TV movie on the 
Disney Channel entitled "Motocrossed," which was sort of horrible.  And 
by "sort of," I actually meant "really, really."

And Lance Bass?  Lance Bass is apparently from the 
demonspawndevilsatanluciferevilevilevil band that calls itself 
(according to IMDB) N'Sync, NSYNC, 'N Sync, 'NSync, and/or *NSync.  AND 
he looks like a girl.  *bludgeons self to death with plastic spoon*

At this point in my research I was, understandably, quite discouraged. 
It's not that I don't *like* pretty boys, it's just that I prefer the 
Orlando Bloom flavor to the JTT flavor.  Much, *much* prefer, that is.

So, as I typed Jake Gyllenhaal into the IMDB search function, I felt a 
glimmer of hope at his vaguely interesting last name, but wasn't 
getting my hopes up.

Turns out, Jake Gyllenhaal is Donnie Darko.  *big grin*  Have I mention 
that I *adore* Donnie Darko?

Score.

I also got 88% for James Marsters, which is pretty decent, I'd say. 
*smirk* I also tried a few of the Harry Potter kids for the hell of it 
(hey! I'm *only* 18!), and got:

Rupert: 79%
Dan: 89%
Emma: 72%
Sean: 65%

Harry Potter is my love slave. ^_^

For women, I got:

Michelle Branch 98%
Lynsey Bartilson 98%
Marit Larsen 98%
Katherine Heigl 98%
Cherly Tweedy 97%

I can't stand Michelle Branch, and I had never heard of any of the 
others, but upon further inspection they are all cheeky blonde girls 
who bear striking resemblances to my male matches.

What is it about being 18 that gives this site the right to just 
*assume* I ought to be soulmates with some pretty little kid?  
Honestly.  I'm not even that fond of blondes.

Laura (who decided to boycott this site after it gave her only 54% for 
Angelina Jolie.)


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