O.L.D. F.A.R.T.?

[grannybat84112]

Captain Tabouli dashed my hopes:
> 
> Most flattering, that my acronymic fame lives on in newbies who 
were never around in my heyday! ...I still skulk about on OTC (the 
only digests I get, these days), and I'm in touch with quite a few 
HPFGU friends behind the scenes.  Every now and then I vow to make a 
triumphal return, raise the LOLLIPOPS banner, submit brilliant 
discourses on OoP and so forth, but in all honesty, I think I've 
burnt myself out<

Aw, maaaaaaan. Not even a single post on the wonderful new can(n)on 
of Snape's pensieve memory? That scene was just **meant** to be the 
foremost artillery on the Good Ship L.O.L.L.I.P.O.P.S.! And there are 
so many new theories floating around the BAY just beggging for good 
acronyms. It took me a week to come up with the pathetic name 
D.R.I.B.B.L.E.; who will come up with brilliantly twisted and 
slightly snarky labels now that the Talking Salad and her faithful 
pet GreyWolf have been lost at sea?

Tell me the M.A.G.I.C. hasn't died....

Grannybat