Advertising slogans

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--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Tracy" <neonsister at a...> 
wrote:
> I really must get out more, lol...I've been playing with the 
> Advertising Slogan Generator:
> 
> http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan
> 
> Some of my results from plugging in HP character names:
> 
> 1.  Nothing works better than a Harry
> 
> 2.  A day without Weasley is like a day without sunshine
> 
> 3.  Watch out, there's a Dobby about!
> 
> 4.  Poppin' Fresh Moody  (somehow not as cool a nickname as "Mad 
> Eye"!)
> 
> 5.  Moving at the speed of Sirius
> 
> 6.  Snape - Australian for beer
> 
> 7.  My goodness, my Dumbledore!
> 
> 8.  You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth 
> with Buckbeak   (ewwww...)
> 
> 9.  Let your fingers do the walking through the Lupin (oh my! 
> *blushing*)
> 
> 10.  Only the crumbliest, flakiest Lockhart
> 
> ...and my personal favorite:
> 
> 11.  Voldemort. It's what's for dinner!
> 
> Tracy 
> *she who is easily amused*


Oh my!! This could be, er, rather risque!

Hermione:

(I swear on a stack of bibles this is what I got:)

"THAT'S HANDY, HARRY! STICK IT IN THE HERMIONE!"

Anna . . .(who's going to try more names . . .)