Advertising slogans

[Kirstini]

The Slogan Generator is *really* into its slash today. Why, I 
positively blushed.

Tonight, Let it be Neville Longbottom
Life Should Taste As Good As Ron.
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Neville Longbottom.
I Bet He Drinks Sirius.

However, all you hetfic fans can have a little something too:
What Would You Do For A Severus?
You Can Really Taste The Bellatrix!

Also, and slightly more canon-related, we had:
The Biggest Malfoy Pennies Can Buy.
Wait Til We Get Our Dumbledore On You.
You Like Voldemort. Voldemort Likes You.

and, spookily:
3-in-1 Protection for your Potter
Is this Generator running MAGIC DISHWASHER, or something?

Okay, so I'm going to do something productive now.
Kirstini