[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: Advertising slogans

[IggyMcSnurd]

(Please forgive if this gets a duplicate sending.  YahooMort may have
AK'd the first one, or it might get here later, weak and on its hands
and knees from the vile spell.)

I looked up this site, and Tracy, I'm gonna kick yer butt if I meet you
for sending me to another "Stupid and Silly Humor" type site that I'm
now addicted to after my first visit.


BTW: While I was doing this, one of the popup ads was one where I could
get the newest HP book free if I could pick  Ginny out of a lineup.
*grin*  (Unfortunately, I also had to apply for a credit card and be a
member in good standing with them for over 60 days... Yeah, right...)

Iggy McSnurd


Here's what I got.


"You're Never Alone with a Rita Skeeter."

(Boy, ain't that the truth.  Especially when she's looking for a story
on you.)


"Stimulation for Body and Kreacher."

(Who here really *wants* to stimulate Kreacher?  Now *there's* a
disturbing thought.)


"Semper Cho Chang."

(Always Cho Chang?  I guess they're hinting that she's self centered.
Naaaaaaah.   *snicker*  Fun note here:  My spellchecker wanted to change
it to "Simper Cho Chang."  *laugh*)


"A Hermione Is Forever."

(Ok, *she* might not really be forever, but her lectures sure make it
feel that way.)


"Things Go Better with Peeves."

(Ok, even *I* am at a loss for a comment about this one.)


"Nothing Works Better Than A Flitwick."

(I should hope so.  He's such a cool teacher..)


I accidentally got two on one name here.

"Percy - It Does a Body Good."

(Does that mean he's a milquetoast?)

and 

"Have You Forgotten How Good Percy Tastes?"

(Honestly, I have absolutely *no* interest in knowing how Percy tastes.
Now if I can just find my Pepto-Bismol to settle my stomach at even the
thought.)


"Get The Door - It's Fudge."

(Ok, this one works for those of you on either the "Candy of the Month
Club," or the "Misdirecting Government Official in Denial of the Month
Club."   Next month, the people in the second club get a visit from G.W.
Bush.)


"I Like The Dumbledore In You."

(I won't comment on this one, since it's bizarre on *so* many levels.)


"The Sirius For All Ages."

(Just for all you ladies. There's still hope for you yet.  *grin*)


"151 Countries, One Snape."

(Ok. I don't get this one.  Perhaps if we substituted "women" for
"countries" it might work.  But who would want to be one of those women?
*grin*)


"Get The Hagrid Out. "

(Yes, it's the rallying cry of the Umbridge supporters.)


Which leads is to one of the truest ones of all.

"Watch Out, There's an Umbridge About."

(Need I comment?)