[HPFGU-OTChatter] Advertising Slogans

[IggyMcSnurd]

Iggy here:

*sigh* Ok. Since I have been thoroughly introduced to this site and am
hooked on it (thanks a heap, Tracy), and needed some humor to deal with
today's frustration, I ended up with these additional slogans.  (I kept
out some of the more inane ones, or the ones that just didn't make *any*
sense at all.)

Iggy McSnurd



Silly Rabbit, Harry Potter is for Kids.

(Yeah.But we adults like it to.  *grin*)


Top Breeders Recommend Tonks.

(Well, after all, she *is* a Metamorphmagus, after all.  It would never
get boring, that's for sure.)


Put A Tonks In Your Tank.

(I'd rather not. She can do enough damage without Muggle artillery added
into it.)


Puts the Voldemort in Britain.

(Oddly true.  My question is, *what* does?)




Bet You Can't Eat Voldemort.

(Bet you I don't want to..)


The Man From Padfoot, he says "Yes"

(Much to the ladies delight, I bet.)




"Shhhhh. You know Hagrid."

(Yeah.  Tell him something secret, and he'll accidentally spill the
beans five minutes later.)


"Quidditch - Australian For Beer"

(I guess that explains all the post-match riots.)


"The Biggest Ollivander Pennies Can Buy."

(Hmmmm. He must not be that big if he's only worth pennies.  Must be why
he owns a "wand" shop.)


"Make Someone Happy With A Galleon."

(Better yet, make them ecstatic with a ton of Galleons.)


"Doing It Right Before Your House Elves."

(Sounds like someone's feeling pretty kinky if you ask me.)


"Bridge That Gap With Goblins."

(Quick!  Someone tell the Quibbler that Fudge is up to his old tricks
again and using Goblins as building materials.!)


"Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Goblins."

(Boy, there's a gift that'll keep the relationship going.) 



Do You Eat The Prongs Last?

(Mmmmmm. Looks like it's venison for dinner.)



Wormtail Keeps Going And Going.

(Yeah.  And I just keep reloading the gun.)