More advertising slogans!

[Tammy Rizzo]

Okay, after the last few days, I just *HAD* to go plug in some names myself, and 
these are what I came up with:

Feel the Remus.
(Ooooh, my pleasure!)

And All Because The Lady Loves Lupin.
(Well, that's pretty much the plot of a book, isn't it?)

Better Ingredients, Better Severus.
(I can just imagine how pissy he'd get if he had substandard ingredients!)

Mum's Gone to Snape.
(Poor Ron, what a travesty -- Molly/Snape!)

The Ultimate Sirius Machine.
(Hmmm, that sounds promising . . . )

Black Really Satisfies.
(VERY promising!  *da-roool*)

It's a Nymphadora Adventure.
(What is, crossing an empty room?)

Life's Pretty Straight Without Tonks.
(Umm . . . okay, that works, on several levels.)

Albus Tested, Mother Approved.
(Would that go on Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans?)

Dude, You're Getting a Dumbledore!
(Dude, you're getting too excited about your Chocolate Frogs!)

Dial Down the Minerva.
(Hey, this one kinda works with that one about a loud Minerva!)

Biting the Hand that Feeds McGonnagal.
(This could be either a bad house elf, or a mad-cat Minerva.)

The Harry is Mightier than the Sword.
(Apparently, the Sorting Hat thought so!)

Just for the Taste of Potter. 
(Actually, he's a TAD bit young for MY taste . . .)

It Could Be Lucius.
(Well, it could be!)

The Malfoy Breakfast.
(Hippogriff eggs, over easy?)

Have a Break. Have a Draco.
(Hrmm . . . again, just a TAD bit young for me, but still . . .)

Get Neville or Get Out.
(And this would be Lord Thingy's order to his DEs?)

It's the Longbottom You Can See.
(As opposed to the Shortbottom you can't?)

Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Ron.
(EEEWWW!!)

The Weasley Goes Straight to your Head.
(Weasley Is Our King!)

You Can On a Ginny, Can Do!
(Umm . . . we can WHAT on a Ginny?)

Break Me Off a Piece of That Gred And Forge.
(Which piece?  Gred or Forge?)

Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Hermione.
(Hermione?  Flakey?)

Hope It's Granger, It's Granger, We Hope It's Granger...
(Draco's motto during COS?)

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Luna.
(BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!)

A Glass and a Half in Every Lovegood.
(No WONDER she's so flakey!)

Unzip a Rubeus.
(AAAAAAACK!!!)

It Does Exactly What It Says On The Hagrid.
(Erm . . . ooooo-kaaay . . . )

Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Tom.
(*snickersnerk*)

Mama's got the Magic of Riddle.
(Maybe young Tom would've turned out nicer that way, though)

Making the Voldemort Taste Better.
(What, a sprinkle of cinnamon in the Rebirth Potion?)

Sometimes You Feel Like a Dobby, Sometimes You Don't.
(Couldn't have said it better myself.)

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Tammy
tammy at mauswerks.net