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[malior]

>
>"Every Kiss Begins with Wood."  (Really?)
>
I will go back to lurking in a minute, but I just had to thank 
Richelle for posting this. I was laughing so hard, I alarmed everyone 
in the house.

I got:
Devon Knows How They Make Snape's Worst Memory So Creamy.
(Oh. My. God. As they say in the fanfics...)

and
Gee, Your Buckbeak Smells Terrific.
(Somehow, I doubt that. Perhaps "horrific.")

and
Bridge That Gap with Cedric.
(I have now gone to a very bad mental place.)

Malior
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