[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: Advertising Slogans

[IggyMcSnurd]

Iggy Here:

Some more slogans.


Did Somebody Say Hedwig?

(Who?)


A Smooth-Running Pigwidgeon is a Relaxing Experience.

(Well, we can at least dream of one.)


For The Pigwidgeon You Don't Yet Know.

(You mean the calm one who sits still?)


Bread Wi' Pigwidgeon Taken Out.

(Now we'll *never* get Crookshanks to eat that sandwich.)


A Taste for Crookshanks.

(No, he won't want it now that Pig got away.)


I'm not Just the Winky, I'm a Member.

(Ok. this works on *SO* many levels.  Ye Gods, I love twisted slang.)


Only Crookshanks Has The Answer.

(Hmmm. Could he be the one destined to reveal to Harry and Neville how
to rid the world of Voldemort?)


Have You Forgotten How Good Winky Tastes?

(I've never tasted her.  I guess you'll have to go ask Dobby.)


Behold the Power of Buckbeak.

(Yep. He's at least half a horse. power.)


Don't Forget The Krum, Mum.

(Geee.. That one actually rhymes.)


8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred
Bode.

(Well. That's *one* way to get rid of the body.)


It's Fleur Time.

(Yes folks. It's Bill Weasley's favorite snack.)


The World's Local Fleur.

(Interesting.  I didn't know she was franchised.)


Come Fly The Friendly Moaning Myrtle.

(*laugh* Now there's an interesting image.)


The Incredible, Edible Wand.

(Looks like a new product line for Honeydukes.)


Try Voldemort.  You'll Like It.

(The *other* DE recruiting slogan.)


I Wish I Were a Snape Weiner.

(No. really. I don't.)


Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Snape Fits.

(This one definitely goes with the previous one.  It's a big hit with
the ladies.  *grin*)


Tonks Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.

(Now there's a witch who can drink.)


Come See the Softer Side of Tonks.

(Can I?  Please.?)


Iggy McSnurd
(Who loves that they introduced someone like Tonks in OotP.  Something
in me definitely says "yummy."  Dunno how to day it any other way...)