Advertising Slogans

[KathyK]

I *knew* I should have never gone to that site!  It's 1:30 am and 
what am I doing?  Playing with these slogans.  Can't stop myself.

Anyways, I've got some more:

"Give that man a Ginny"

"And all because the lady loves muggles"

(it's Tom Marvolo Riddle's mother's fault.  If only she hadn't 
fallen for Tom Sr!)

"Go to work on a Fluffy"

"Run for the Aragog"

(Follow the Spiders?)

"If only everything in life was as reliable as a Mad-Eye"

"Semper Prophecy"

"Mild green Grawp liquid"

(::wrinkles nose in disgust::)

"I want my Trelawney"

(Dumbledore has Trelawney stay after Umbridge fires her)

"Ask the man fromt he Knight Bus"

"I'm only here for the mudblood"

(Diary!Tom's original mission?)

My favorite this time around:

"Can you tell Stubby Boardman from Butter?"

--KathyK, whose other favorite slogan is "I was a Fidelius Charm 
weakling."