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[Dicentra spectabilis]

I thought I'd give some of our favorite theories a spin:

3-in-1 Protection for your SINISTER.
(Sirius Isn't Nutters; Instead, Sirius Tried to do Everything Right.)

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats
Preferred SWEET GEORGIAN.
(Snape Went Evil Expecting to Gloat, Eyes Open, Recanted Gradually,
Incensed at Nefariousness)

A LOLLIPOPS Is Forever.
(Love of Lily Left Ire Polluting Our Poor Severus)

Aaahh, BLAME SIRIUS!
(Badly Led Astray, Moonlit and Excommunicated: Surely Implicating
Remus Is Unjust Slander)

All BB GUN, All The Time.
(Bitter Bill Goes Undeniably Nefarious)

FEATHERBOAS: The Other White Meat
(Foaming Enthusiasts of Ambush, Torture, and Hostility, Embracing
Really Bloodthirsty) Operations and Savagery)

Get the SECOND FLAMINGO Habit.
(Snape Eternally Covets Ogleworthy Norris' Damsel Form, Like Argus:
Mrs "Inaccessible" Norris Generates Obsession!)

Go Crack a FLYING HEDGEHOG.
(Fearful League Yabbering "Innocent Narratives Generally Harbour
Enemies, Death-eaters, Grim Henchmen or Gangsters")

I'd Walk a Mile for a GIANT CUSHION.
(Ginny Isn't a Naive, Trivial Child Unworthy of Securing Harry's
Interest: Object Now!)

I'm Cuckoo For OCELOTS.
(Once-zealous Crew of Elder Listees Oddly Taken Silent)

It's a Lot Less CRAB CUSTARD Than a Hover.
(Classy, Rich, Ambitious, Bold: Crouch's Unsung Sexiness Tempts All
Raunchy Damsels)

It's the SYCOPHANTS You Can See.
(Society for Yes-men, Cowards, Ostriches, Passive-aggressives,
Hysterics, Abject Neurotics, and Toadying SYCOPHANTS

Loves the TOAD KEEPER You Hate.
(The Odious Amphibian: Death-eater Knavishly Executing Espionage,
Pursuing Evil Revenge)

Moms Like You Choose SAD DENIAL.
(Sirius' Awful Death Didn't End Neatly: It's A Lie!)

Nothing Acts Faster Than AIRSHIP FANCY.
(Any Ingenious Resurrection Sirius Has Is Problematic; Fans Absolutely
Need Cathartic Yielding)

OWL TREAT-Lickin' Good.
(Our Wizarding Leaders: The Really Ecstatic Administration Team)

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her MATCHING ARMCHAIR.
(Marooned at the Court Hearing, Ill-fated Neville Got a Reverse Memory
Charm, Hatching Amnesia-Invoking Results)

SILK SHIRTS Unscripted.
(Snape Is Likeable, Kinda. Seriously Has Issues Regarding Time in School.)

Super FLINT is Almost Here.
(FLINT-Like Inconsistencies Nitpicked Triumphantly)

Take Two Bottles into the LYCANTHROPE?
(Lupin Yields Candy, A Nasty Trick; He's Really, Obviously, Perfectly
Evil) 

The FLIRTIAC That Likes To Say Yes.
(Filch's Lover Is Regretting Transformation Into A Cat)

The Good GREY UNDERPANTS Kids Go For.
(Ghastly Remembrances Expose Yesteryear Unhappiness; Notable,
Discomforting, Example Reflecting Parental Acrimony, Neglect:
Trouserless Severus)

The World's Local GARBAGE SCOW.
(Gibberish, Altogether Redundant Blather And Gobbledegook Everywhere!
Superfluous Can(n)on Obtains Welcome)

There's no Wrong Way to Eat a SILK GOWNS.
(Suspiciously Insane Longbottoms, the Key's the Gum Or Wrappers
Neville Saves)

Too Orangey for REDHEAD ALWAYS.
(Ron Equals Dumbledore: Headmaster Evades Armageddon Disguised As
Legendary Wizard And Yesterday's Savior)

Turn Loose The RIOT GEAR.
(Ron Is Obviously a Thick Gargoyle, Especially At Relationships)

We Want To Be Smiths LOON.
(League Of Obsessed Nitpickers)

You Deserve A KISS THIS DUCK Today.
(Karkaroff Is Suspiciously Solicitous Towards His Illustrious Student,
Demonstrating Unsavory Cravings for Krum)

You Press the CHOP, We Do the Rest.
(Cranium of Headmaster On a Platter)

For more HPfGU acronyms, see Inish Alley
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/database?method=reportRows&tbl=13

--Dicentra