the Eight Days of Chanukah

[IggyMcSnurd]

Iggy here:

At Kelley's suggestion, I am sending this in.  It's a little ditty I
wrote a number of years back as a Chanukah gift for a Jewish GF I had at
the time.  It's sung to the (shortened) tune of "the Twelve Days of
Christmas."  Here's just the last verse, since there's no point in
writing out the lines over and over...

And please forgive any spelling mistakes... I'm just a gentile who does
his best...  And, of course, also keep in mind that it's rather tongue
in cheek and no offense is intended to anyone...

Iggy McSnurd


The Eight Days of Chanukah

On the eighth day of Chanukah, my true love gave to me... 
Eight lit Menorahs, 
seven spinning dreidels, 
six yarmulkes, 
FIVE GOLDEN YADS, 
four matzo balls, 
three gefilte fish, 
two hard-bound Torahs, 
and a cartload of bagels and lox...