[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: First Date (WAS What's Love Got To Do With It?)
Shaun Hately
drednort at alphalink.com.au
Sat Oct 4 01:54:34 UTC 2003
On 4 Oct 2003 at 0:23, msbeadsley wrote:
> --- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Shaun Hately"
> <drednort at a...> wrote:
>
> > I spent my first date covered up to my armpits in blood, at a place
> > I *really* shouldn't have been (so was facing serious death when my
> > school (and my date's school) found out!), having lost my glasses,
> > so I was nearly blind, and with nobody around except the
> > unconscious.
>
> You really cannot just stop there, you know.
Well, I've now posted it but I realised I didn't explain what happened to my
glasses - I was wearing my best non-school-uniform clothing which included my
ultra-cool black leather jacket (well, it seemed ultra-cool when I was 16 - very
fashion deprived, but I had a vague idea that a leather jacket was supposed to be
cool. My eyesight at that stage was *just* at the point that made wearing glasses
all the time a good idea - and my glasses were something that marked me as a
geek so I'd taken them off on the train, trying to look less like a geek - so they
were in my jacket pocket.
When I got to the crash, I took my jacket off becase I didn't want to damage it - it
was the most expensive item of clothing I owned. In fact, it was the only item of
clothing I had ever purchased myself so it was the only item I actually knew the
value of (-8. I just put it on the ground - once I got in the car I realised just how
poor my eyesight was, but I didn't really have time to get out, locate my jacket,
find the glasses...
Results of this - one, as soon as I could, I did a far more detailed first aid course
(and I still remain current at Level 3 - it's a very handy thing to know) and I *never*
took my glasses off without really good reason again.
Yours Without Wax, Dreadnought
Shaun Hately | www.alphalink.com.au/~drednort/thelab.html
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facts. They alter the facts to fit the views. Which can be
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