o __ o boohoo! I jinxed the sox!

[Haggridd]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "dradamsapple" 
<dradamsapple at y...> wrote:
> Well, I had a funny feeling this would happen.
> 
> The Red Sox lost! OH woe is us!
  
>    Well, back to Beantown. (saturday?) Maybe we'll kick some butt, 
> er, I mean, win the game then.
> 
> two games down; three to go . . .
> 
> Anna 

Foolish Bosox fan! Know that it matters not which pair of underwear 
you wear, or how you wear your hat, or any such powerless rituals!

The Evil Empire is possessed of the old magic, You have been cursed 
by the dread "Ya No Havada Bambino" curse. Your feeble "No, No, 
Nanette" charm had proved ineffective. Powerful hexes have been 
brought to bear on you in times past:  the "Butterfinger Buckner" 
jinx, and the "Putta Dent inna Sox" hex.  We have one of your most 
powerful wizards, who defected from you for life in the big city, 
the dread Warlock Rocket C.  And we will continue to have hurling 
hexes sent your way by He-Who-Is-Named-Mariano-Rivera.  

By this time next week, you will be enjoying your (long) winter 
vacation!

Mwahaha!
Haggridd, Professor, Care of Magical Players