The Return of Tom Swift

[davewitley]

Caius Marcius wrote:
> Now that Book Five is out, the time has come for more Tom Swifties.
> 
> The previous Tom's can be found in the Files section, under "Club 
> Humor"

I have been prodded offlist, wolfishly, to contribute more to this 
thread:

"You can hear them whispering," said Luna, breezily.

"Buttocks still intact, Harry?" asked Nymphadora, moodily.
"I heard that!" said Mad-Eye, stonking off.

"Come away from here," said Hermione, flapping.

"Your link to Voldemort is dangerous, Harry," explained Dumbledore, 
scarily.

"These prophecies are balls," said Bode, roundly.

"I'm going out with Dean now, Ron," said Ginny, crushingly.

David