Damn Yankees

[werebearloony]

I know this is a bit late but I have to share my little story of my 
Dad's reaction to the Sox losing (he's been a huge Red Sox fan since 
he was a kid).  He keeps insisting that there is a "non-existant 
sports event" in which he hopes "the imaginary fish team" 
defeats "the evil empire".  These are direct quotes and do not and 
the fact that I've memorized them relates to how many times I've 
heard them said.  I was luckily having a sleepover during the game 
and didn't see him blow up at the manager when the Sox lost.  I've 
heard it was extremely nasty.

~~loony, who is thinking of swearing off baseball altogether because 
when she watches the yankees win (even when they aren't in the game 
she's watching)