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[Kat]

The first one is where Ginny gets desperate since Harry's
graduating. So she turns herself into this vamp wanna be from the 8th
dimension. Not literally, just a *REALLY* bad make-over. Harry gets
desperate and tells everyone that Draco Malfoy's his boyfriend. And
Malfoy actually helps him out.

The second one is a Neville getting revenge on Severus story. He
makes sure his potion blows up to "wipe the smirk off Professoe
Snape's face". Hermione turns into a naked Aphrodite, Harry losses
his scar, Ron his freckles and Severus is an Apollonian statue. The
potion he was working on was to make every blemish go away.

Please, PLEEEEEEEEEEASE help me. *sniff*