FILK: (What) A Wonderful Bay (WASJune's OT )

[Cindy C.]

Grannybat wrote:

> If I may venture perilously close to On-Topic-ness...there's a new 
> TBAY on the main list that's just begging for some of the Old Guard 
> to come out and play.

Come out and play?  Aw, come on!  The Bay is rockin' just fine without
some of the old, grizzled veterans!

What the Bay could use, though, is the occasional really bad FILK.  I
think I'm just the gal for the job.  :-D

This one's dedicated to Dicey, who gave me my Big Paddle, which
resides on top of my refrigerator because my son will ruin it if he
gets his hands on it again.

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(WHAT) A WONDERFUL BAY


Don't know much about alchemy,
Don't know much arithmancy,
Don't know much about Lockhart's book,
Don't know much about the charms I took,
But I saw the Symposium,
By the end the floor was covered with scum, 
What a wonderful Bay it would be.


Don't know much about herbology,
Don't know much astronomy,
Don't know much about Ancient Runes,
Don't know what a paddle is for,
But I know Toadkeeper I and II,
And I remember "Tew Eww to be Treww."
What a wonderful Bay it would be.


REFRAIN:

Now I don't claim to know every theory, 
But I'm trying to be,
I think that maybe knowin' DISHWASHER, baby 
I could understand the MDDT,

Don't know much about _Quiddich Through The Ages_,
I saw the pictures and I turned the pages,
Never saw the Dark Lord's rise and fall,
Don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' at all,
Theory Bay is what I'm thinkin' of,
Need motivation or maybe a shove,
What a wonderful Bay it would be.

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Cindy -- stone-cold tone deaf and rhythm-impaired since 1961